Apostate 2.2

     Weeks have passed since my last post in the Apostate series. That is because I am going to do something I do not want to do.
     I am going to disagree with Libbie Hawker.

     "OMG I met the perfect guy! Maybe I can fix him." –Women --@MensHumor (Twitter)

     In my view, that quote encapsulates Libbie's paradigm. Libbie sees her hero as starting with a flaw. (She uses the word 'flaw' 155 times in Take Off Your Pants!) The hero has two quests: 1) one to achieve an external goal (toss the ring into Mount Doom) and 2) another to overcome an internal flaw (give up the love of power). The hero fails to achieve the external goal until he has repaired his flaw, overcome his flaw, or grown beyond his flaw.
    One of those. I dunno.

    Libbie's paradigm is valid, and it works. I know it works. I have seen it over and over and over again in countless stories.
     But I find those stories cookie-cutter predictable and a little boring. And they feel 100% fake.

     Who is the hero of Star Wars?
     If, like me, you are old enough to remember the movie as just Star Wars and not as A New Hope, you may think Luke Skywalker is the hero, and it is a coming-of-age story. But once you have the series -- either Episodes IV, V, and VI or Episodes I - VI -- according to Libbie's paradigm, the hero is clearly AnakinSkywalker, aka Darth Vader.
     I don't buy it.

     In The Return of the Jedi, Darth Vader 'fixes' his flaw and defeats the Emperor. (Click the title for the clip to see how contrived the ending is.) At the beginning of the scene, Vader offers Luke a choice: join me or die. Five minutes later, paternal feeling arises and Vader saves Luke from death by flinging the evil (and needlessly ugly) Emperor to his doom. Flaw fixed. External goal -- return to the Light Side -- achieved. All is right with the galaxy.
     Really?

     When did Vader develop this paternal bond?
     Anakin Skywalker was not present when his children were born. He never held either in his arms when they were babes. He did not read to them while snuggled in blankets. He did not walk them to the park. He had no hand in their upbringing.
     Parenting is not instinctual. It is learned. The bond between parent and child is a chainmail shirt that is forged link by link, day by day.
     Vader never had it. George Lucas forced the ending to fit the paradigm.

     That Lucas's story fails is not an indictment of the paradigm. The paradigm of the 'flawed' hero can work.
     But it ain't for me.
     As I see it, people have strengths and weaknesses. Sometimes a trait that is a strength in on situation can be a weakness in another.

     There is a scene in John Carter that defines the man and the movie for me. John Carter dismounts and tells Sola to take Dejah Thoris to safety while he fights the Warhoon to buy them time. He says to Dejah, "I was too late once. I won't be again."
     That's it. That is a man. That is a character.
     A man is defined not by some 'flaw' that he 'fixes' in an epiphany. No. He is defined by all the moments in his life that have gone before, and these build his character and motivate him to rise above the commonplace and fight.
     That is the message of Robin Hood: Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions. Brian Helgeland's version of Robin Hood's story is the best I have seen. It neatly explains the reason a nobleman, Robin Locksley, was capable with a yeoman's weapon, the longbow. But I ask you, at what point does Robin Hood overcome his internal flaw?
     He doesn't.  He is as flawed at the end as he was at the beginning. But he follows the maxim his father chiseled into stone: Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions. And he wins.
     To beat a dead horse, what flaw did Sherlock Holmes overcome? As he was when each story began, so he was when each story ended. Okay, maybe he was a little more arrogant and disdainful of others, but flaw-fixing? Nah. That's not Sherlock's thing. (I'm talking about the original, the Basil Rathbone movies, the Jeremy Brett TV episodes, the Benedict Cumberbatch TV series, and the Robert Downey, Jr, movies. Not the TV series Elementary which tries to inject some flaw-fixing into Holmes. I pay little attention to it, but I do watch it, because I am a big fan of Lucy Liu. I would watch this show just to see her walk into a room. Hey, you like what you want and I'll like what I want.)

     I say again, Libbie's approach is valid and you can use it to write some great stories. If you go down that road, your skeleton outline is right there in the book Take Off Your Pants! All you have to do is add some meat here and there.
     But it ain't my way.

     I shall go back to Rachel Aaron; 2k to 10k: Writing Faster, Writing Better and her three pronged approach: knowledge, time, and enthusiasm.
     Next time, Apostate 3.0.

Stay tuned.

Happy trails.

Links to the posts in this series:
Apostate 2.1
Apostate 2.0
Apostate 1.4
Apostate 1.3
Apostate 1.2
Apostate 1.1
Apostate 1.0
Apostate 0.2
Apostate 0.1
Apostate

Links to the books:
Rachel Aaron; 2k to 10k: Writing Faster, Writing Better
Libbie Hawker; Take Off Your Pants!

Links to the authors' websites:
Rachel Aaron
Libbie Hawker

Movie Review: John Carter deja vu cubed

John Carter [of Mars]

1. Short review: 

2. Long review:
I saw the movie again and again on cable. I still like it a lot.

My cable has video-on-demand, which means I control the delivery like it was a DVD. I got to play with the timing.

If you see the movie for the first time on DVD or VOD, I suggest the following:

2.1. Forget the title. Think of the movie as Barsoom. At the end, this will have impact.

2.2. Start the movie five minutes and thirty seconds (00:05:30) in. The prologue that eats up that time is disjointed and adds nothing. The editors should have deleted these scenes. You will have to do it instead.

2.3. To get the most from the experience, read the first two books in the John Carter series before you see the movie: A Princess of Mars and The Gods of Mars.

Enjoy the movie.

3. Links:

SF Signal review

Schlock Mercenary review

Rotten Tomatoes review
Movie Review: John Carter
Movie Review: John Carter deja vu

Movie Review: John Carter

John Carter [of Mars]

1. Short review: 

2. Long review:
2.1. What I liked:  First, the visuals. The scenes of Barsoom are eye-popping beautiful. The CGI is stunning and seamless. Second, Lynn Collins as Dejah Thoris. Third, the dimensions added to the characters John Carter and Dejah Thoris.  Fourth, Lynn Collins as Dejah Thoris. Fifth, the story. Last, did I mention Lynn Collins as Dejah Thoris?
Roller-coaster or walk-in-the-park? Roller coaster.

2.2. What I did not like:  Nits.
1. When John Carter tried to pay for his supplies in the Arizona general store, he used a tooled rectangle of gold. Not raw gold, but tooled gold. Where did that come from?
2. Colonel Powell says John Carter was decorated for bravery five times. I am not aware that the Confederate Army gave decorations. The only decoration the Union Army gave was the Congressional Medal of Honor, which was created during the Civil War.
3. The paddles John Carter, Dejah Thoris, and Sola use on the River Iss are nonsense. Paddles have been invented by thousands of different cultures. In every instance, they are straight. Those curved paddles are ridiculous. Fire the property master.
4. The Martian swords are unusable. The Martian swords are broad at the tip and heavier at the tip. This makes them bad Claymores. You cannot fence with that weapon. See Rob Roy (the movie). And the hand guard around the hilt . . . can you say 'self-inflicted wound'? I knew you could. Again, fire the property master.

2.3. Who I think is the audience:  Everybody. Those who have read A Princess of Mars and The Gods of Mars will enjoy it more, 'cause they will understand the actions on Barsoom that are not explained in the movie.

2.4. Is the movie appropriate for children to see?  I think so. No sex and no nudity, but lots of skin. Movie violence; that is, death but no blood. Except for white ape blood -- which is blue.

2.5. On the basis of viewing this movie, will I pay to see the sequel?  Yes.

2.6. Other:  Let me tell you how I rate movies.
-- I want my money back.
-- Worth a rental, not more.
-- Worth first-run theater price once.
-- I will pay first-run theater price to see it again.

Despite the nits, John Carter gets my highest recommendation. The movie was fun. I enjoyed it very much.

The visuals are eye-popping beautiful. Often I was on the edge of my seat just taking in the view.

Andrew Stanton, Mark Andrews, and Michael Chabon gave the characters John Carter and Dejah Thoris dimensions that Edgar Rice Burroughs never did. ERB's John Carter was a warmonger who loved to fight. The screenwriters cast the character as a man who fights well when he has to but does not seek combat. ERB's Dejah Thoris existed to be beautiful and to be rescued by John Carter. She was just a damsel in distress. The movie's Dejah Thoris is a strong woman who does not need John Carter -- she wants him.

Stanton, Andrews, and Chabon took elements from A Princess of Mars and The Gods of Mars and crafted a new, coherent saga of Barsoom. It is different, but it is good. Kudos.

Barsoom in the movie was different from Barsoom in the books. Examples, 1) in the books, nobody returns from the River Iss, 2) Dejah Thoris is not a scientist and inventor, and 3) the Therns wear blond wigs over their bald heads. In the movie, the Therns are much more powerful. And Zodanga crawls across the dead seas of Barsoom.

Having recently reread the John Carter trilogy (my review), I knew what was going on when others in the audience were confused. Three examples. One, after loading the new-hatched Tharks on their thoats, the green warriors shoot the remaining eggs. They do this to kill the weak and ensure that all Tharks are strong. Two, when the Tharks arrive, the adults scramble to claim a child. This is how Tharks are raised. They have no families. The clan is their identity. Last, Sola calls Tars Tarkas 'father'. She knows he is her father because her mother kept her egg from the clan incubator and brought up Sola with knowledge of who her family was. This knowledge makes Sola unique among Tharks.

Because I had recently reread the books, it was easy for me to keep track of the characters.

Oh, did I mention that Lynn Collins does justice to the character of Dejah Thoris, the most beautiful woman in two worlds? I would pay good money to apply those henna tattoos to her. A picture of her as Dejah Thoris is now my computer wallpaper.

Taylor Kitsch gave an admirable performance as John Carter. I was glad to see a fighting man with long hair. Lynn Collins made Dejah Thoris hers. This could well be a signature role for her. Mark Strong gave Matai Shang an ominous air. A pity he had no more to do than that.

Disney is superstitious but not diligent. The opening movie title is 'John Carter' but the closing title is 'John Carter of Mars'. There is some speculation floating around the internet that Disney feared to use 'Mars' in the title, because every movie they have made before with 'Mars' in the title tanked.

If John Carter succeeds, it will be in spite of Disney. Disney released this movie in March, vice the blockbuster season beginning in May. The publicity given this movie has been minimal. And did you see the poster at the top of this post? That's what they are using in theaters. Can you say 'sucks'? I knew you could.

John Carter has received mixed reviews. Some like it, some don't. I like it. A lot. I plan to see this movie again.

2.7. Links: 
SF Signal review
Schlock Mercenary review
Rotten Tomatoes review

2.8. See the movie:  Find the show times for your location.
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eBook Review: John Carter

   

Edgar Rice Burroughs, A Princess of Mars, The Gods of Mars, & Warlord of Mars

Product Details for A Princess of Mars

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• Publisher: Public Domain Books (March 17, 2006)
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• Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars 

Product Details for The Gods of Mars

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Product Details for Warlord of Mars

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• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars 

1. Short review: 

2. Long review:
2.1. What I liked: A Princess of Mars, The Gods of Mars, and Warlord of Mars comprise the John Carter of Mars trilogy. ERB wrote other books using Barsoom as a setting and John Carter as a character, but these were the first.
Roller-coaster or walk-in-the-park? Roller coaster.
All three books are in the public domain. You can download them for free.

2.2. What I did not like:  ERB's purple prose gets to be tiresome. An example:

For six long Martian months I had haunted the vicinity of the hateful Temple of the Sun, within whose slow-revolving shaft, far beneath the surface of Mars, my princess lay entombed—but whether alive or dead I knew not. Had Phaidor's slim blade found that beloved heart? Time only would reveal the truth.
--Warlord of Mars

'I knew not'?  Who talks like this? If we believe ERB, an ex-Confederate officer talks like this.

2.3. Who I think is the audience:  Fantasy fans.

2.4. Are the books appropriate for children to read?  Yes.

2.5. On the basis of reading these books, will I buy the author's next book?  Yes. See below.

2.6. Other: In a nutshell:
In A Princess of Mars, John Carter, an ex-Confederate officer, is spirited from a cave in Arizona to Mars. He struggles to master his new-found abilities on the Red Planet. A horde of the Green Men of Mars take him prisoner. As their prisoner, he meets the incomparable Dejah Thoris, a princess of the House of Tardos Mors of the nation of Helium. John Carter falls in love with Dejah Thoris and she with him. He also befriends Tars Tarkas, a jed of the Green Men.

John Carter frees Dejah Thoris and sends her riding across the Martian desert to home. He escapes soon after and finds his way to the atmosphere plant which produces air for all of Mars. By telepathy, he senses that the plant's caretaker would kill him, so he leaves. He finds his way to Zodanga, a nation of Red Men, and from there to Helium where he is reunited with Dejah Thoris.

Disaster strikes Mars:  The caretaker of the atmosphere plant dies and no one knows how to open the portal to service the machinery. At last, John Carter recalls the key and hurries to the atmosphere plant to save all Mars. He opens the last door and sinks unconscious to the ground as men from the Navy of Helium crawl into the atmosphere plant. John Carter awakens back in the Arizona cave. He writes down his exploits, passes the manuscript to his nephew, and seeks a way to return to Dejah Thoris on Mars.

In The Gods of Mars, John Carter returns to Mars. He finds himself in the Valley of Iss. He escapes the plant men and the white apes with a Green Man who turns out to be his friend, Tars Tarkas. Together they battle the Holy Therns, the priests of the false religion of Mars. In the midst of their battle with the Holy Therns, the Black Men of Mars raid the temple and take John Carter prisoner. They descend into the depths of Omean, where the goddess Issus reigns. John Carter finds Dejah Thoris a prisoner of Issus. He escapes to Helium, but is condemned to death for blasphemy.

The execution of the sentence is stayed for a year. John Carter lays plans to rescue Dejah Thoris. Zat Arras, John Carter's enemy, locks him in chains below the palace. With help from his son, Carthoris, John Carter escapes to lead a huge fleet south to rescue Dejah Thoris. Zat Arras follows with his fleet and a huge battle ensues. John Carter boards the flagship of Zat Arras who takes 'the long plunge' rather than surrender.

The fleet of the Black Men join the battle. John Carter disengages his fleet and sails to Omean to rescue Dejah Thoris. The warriors of Helium storm the citadel of Issus. John Carter finds Dejah Thoris is confined to a cell beneath the throne of Issus that makes one revolution a year. With her are Thuvia, a princess herself and daughter of the Jeddak of Ptarth, and Phaidor, daughter of Matai Shang who is the High Priest of the Holy Therns. All three women desire John Carter. Just before the view into the cell is closed by the cell's rotation, Phaidor springs at Dejah Thoris with a dagger.

In Warlord of Mars, John Carter keeps vigil over the temple beneath which is imprisoned his beloved Dejah Thoris. One night, he follows his enemy Thurid to a lake beneath the temple. Thurid knows another entrance to the cells and, in alliance with Matai Shang, releases Dejah Thoris, Thuvia, and Phaidor. John Carter pursues them to Kaol, a heretofore unmentioned city of Red Men near the equator. Kulan Tith, the jeddak of Kaol is hosting Thuvan Dihn, Jeddak of Ptarth and father of Thuvia. John Carter claims Phaidor is keeping Dejah Thoris and Thuvia as slaves. Kulan Tith demands that Matai Shang produce these women to answer these charges. Instead, Matai Shang flees with his captives to the North Pole.

John Carter and Thuvan Dihn pursue. At the North Pole, they split:  Thuvan Dihn goes for help and John Carter enters the city of Okar after disguising himself as a Yellow Man, one of the inhabitants of the North Pole. Here, John Carter discovers Tardos Mors and Mors Kajak, his wife's grandfather and father, held as prisoners. Thuvan Dihn returns with Carthoris leading the Helium Navy. They storm Okar. John Carter engages in numerous sword fights, including one with an man who looks to be 80 years old.

John Carter pursues Thurid, Matai Shang, and Phaidor with Dejah Thoris in tow across the snows to a flyer. As the flyer rises, John Carter leaps to grab a trailing rope. While he climbs the rope, Thurid knifes Matai Shang who takes 'the long plunge.' Thurid turns to deal with John Carter, but Phaidor knifes him. Thurid takes 'the long plunge.' Phaidor repents that she has caused so many others to suffer and to expiate her sins takes 'the long plunge.' John Carter and Dejah Thoris return to Helium where he is proclaimed the Warlord of Mars.

     The Barsoom books are cotton-candy reading. They are fun. Nothing more.
     I read these books many years ago, but out of order. Last fall, I decided to read them again, this time in order.
     All three of the original trilogy are in the public domain. You should not pay a penny to read them.

2.7. Links:
Who is John Carter? A primer (print) Larry Ketchersid's outstanding compendium of all the Barsoom books.
Another John Carter primer (video) Larry Ketchersid does it again.
ERBzine.com  All things ERB. An outstanding resource.
thejohncarterfiles.com  Includes news and clips from the upcoming movie.

2.8. Buy the books:  
A Princess of Mars
The Gods of Mars
Warlord of Mars
or download from the Gutenberg Project (scroll down to Burroughs).
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